Potato Sex

Potato sex is the act of having sex with someone who acts and moves like a potato. The cause of this is either the person is too large, and or too drunk to be accountable for the movement of their body. People who boast about what a great sex life they have, actually probably have potato sex.

She will not shut up about her sex life. I bet that bitch is "potato sex".
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"

Potato Sex by Person.forever May 13, 2021

Potato Sex

Def 1: The act of cloning ones self creating a second completely identical human. This definition for the word was said to of originated in the small suburbs of Newcastle Australia.

Def 2: A nick-name given to someone as a last resort.

Def 1 E.g.

Dave: Dude, you ever thinking of having kids?
Karl: Idk, thinking about having a potato sex child.
Dave: Man! WTF?!?!?!

Def 2 E.g.
Kid 1: What nick-name are we gunna give that new kid?
Kid 2: Hmm, Im a bit messed up from that weed so I think we're gunna have to go with potato sex for now.

Potato Sex by OlderDave April 17, 2010

potato sex goddes 

The only remaining potato sex goddess is known as Halley Rose Haynes.It contains a fairly large amount of swag and is the most beautiful creature known to man

that chick is hot,not as hot as the potato sex goddess though.

potato sex goddes by mr.peepants November 24, 2013

Sex Potato

where you heat a potato up in the micro wave for 3 min cut a hole in it rub butter on the inside and fuck it

i enjoy the sex potato.

Sex Potato by courtneybrady November 20, 2006

Sex Potato

A person who always wants to take and not give anything while in the act of having sex. This may be someone who forces his partner for a blowjob, handjob, or positions which requires no participation from this person (Like woman-on-top) and won't do the honor to satisfy his / her partner.

This comes from the popular word couch potato, basically describing someone who is lazy, sitting on the couch and watching TV (yes, without bothering to entertain the TV set once he's done)

Kate: I left Joe 'coz he was such a sex potato, I was completely tired.
Mary: God, that must be like slavery! Glad you left him. Date an athlete this time

Sex Potato by troPunk June 12, 2010

sex potato

Someone who is totally inactive during sex usually causing frustration in the other partner for having to do all the work.

Craig: Dude! How was that chick you hooked up with last night?

Dude: Bad! Man she was hot, but when we got down to it she was a total sex potato! She just laid there!

sex potato by twirlinboy June 30, 2010

Sex Potato

comes from the term "couch potato". means someone who is completely lazy in terms of sex and does absolutely nothing, leaving their partner to do all the work.

person number one: so...me and hailey had sex last night
person number two: really? how was it?
person number one: awful. she was such a sex potato.

Sex Potato by vampiregurl98 December 15, 2013