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Poophole Loophole 

When a girl desperately wants to keep her virginity but needs some good back-door romance
Timmy: Wait, how'd you guys have sex, isn't she a virgin?

Tommy: Bro, we used the Poophole Loophole.
Poophole Loophole by Da Krew January 22, 2016

poophole loophole 

The logic that allows girls who are saving their virginity for marriage to instead have premarital anal intercourse.
Typically the boyfriends of such girls will convince them that, if they take it in the ass and don't pop the cherry, they're still pure and virginal.
Guy 1: "I'm bummed because this hot chick I dated is saving herself for marriage."
Guy 2: "Just explain the poophole loophole to her and you'll score for sure."

Chick: "Thank goodness for the poophole loophole. Now I can honestly tell God and my parents that I am a virgin."

poophole loophole 

When children use the need to go to the bathroom and make a deuce as an irrefutable excuse to get out of bed at night.
"We were all set for an 8pm bedtime, but both kids used the poophole loophole, so it was more like 9:30."
poophole loophole by DingDongP September 8, 2011

poophole loophole 

when ur ass is enlarged by a penis.
your parents should have used the poophole loophole.
poophole loophole by ChipAHoe September 20, 2016

Poop hole Loophole 

A sexual activity engaged in when conservative girls want to remain virgins so they only have anal coitus.
"That slut Stacey sits in church like a virgin on a log!", Amy says angrily. Laura responds..."...well, technically she's a virgin...Amy nods head, knowingly..."The Poop hole loophole", they say in unison.
Poop hole Loophole by laurajade March 18, 2015

The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole 

When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.
Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher

John: :O