Poonvasion

When men are trying to be men (growing beards, chopping wood, drinking whiskey, etc.) and there is an onslaught of a large amount of annoying, often mediocre-looking girls. Very negative connotation.

Dude, we tried to go bowling last night but Diego invited a massive poonvasion. They just were drinking long island iced teas and made us use bumpers. I wanted to vomit.

Poonvasion by Bonesauce December 25, 2009

poonation 

An interjection closely related to the slightly archaic damnation. An emphatic word, which combines the associations of both excrement and having one's soul irreparably bound to hades.

Mate: Hey, apparently you're getting fired this afternoon for starting that rumour that the boss whitens his teeth.

You: Poonation.

poonation by Horace van der Khute October 22, 2009

Home Pornvasion 

Having your home invaded by a porn star without warning. If a porn star invades your home it is usually to prove a point. Even if you don't understand what the hell she is trying to prove, in her mind their is a reason behind the home invasion. The sort of person that would do something like this is probably crazy and asking for an explanation wouldn't do any good. If you ask questions and people cover up for the porn star they are lying porn trash bastards and will lie about everything even if they know its wrong. Even if you might be in danger they still won't do anything or tell the truth. A persons safety is much more important than a porn stars privacy.

It sucks to be the victim of a Home Pornvasion

Home Pornvasion by BaconMastert September 24, 2016

poonation 

when u poon someone into declaring that they were pooned so bad that u made a nation out of them.

I own you bitch, its a friggin poonation fest.

poonation by Ben December 15, 2004

Pooncation 

When a person (Matt) will go to any lengths, measures or costs to obtain sex regardless of destination .

When you would go literally anywhere to get dat poongtang.

Example: on his trip to NYC Matt bought $250 worth of sushi which was equivalent to his current land value in hopes of the poontang. Instead he shit himself went to bed early and didn’t get laid. What a pooncation!

Pooncation by Tangmaster69 August 24, 2018