Petting the dog 

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

Petting the dog by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

Petting the Dog 

Gently stroking of your own genitals as foreplay to masturbation or because you can not, for whatever reason, masturbate at the time and still desire an erection

"I was with Dick and he just started petting the dog."

"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."

Petting the Dog by Garry Larson November 12, 2011

Patting the dog through the letterbox 

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

Patting the dog through the letterbox by Berkut666 October 27, 2011

putting the dog in the bath 

When a guy puts one of his balls in someone's butt hole.

I was putting the dog in the bath but it wouldn't cooperate.

putting the dog in the bath by AngryDog December 18, 2008

Putting on the Dog 

To act more sophisticated, affluent, or of greater importance than one really is.

Angela was really putting on the dog at last night's cocktail party. Little did those people realize she's just a humdrum accounting clerk.

Putting on the Dog by CheetahCats April 11, 2010