Persquat 

When the seat of your pants absorb the stench of flatulence, and you can smell the odor on the ass of your trousers.

I farted all day long in my shorts and now they have a persquat.

Persquat by BillySmells July 21, 2019

Persqualli 

An internet arguement, usually about nothing important, where both parties constantly misunderstand each other due to the inability of the internet to convey emotions. This usually leads to lengthy arguements with no clear winner.

Last night I got into a persqualli with my girlfriend. It was such a waste of time.

Persqualli by EssPea December 20, 2004

Liquid Persuation 

persuading someone to have sex with you by drinking alcohol with them.

"Dude she's so hot. You wish you could eff her!"

"After a little liquid persuation, we'll be boinking all night."

Liquid Persuation by Gspot Jenny October 27, 2009

Asian Persuation 

The act of one individual, usualy with slanted or almond shaped eyes, attempting to persuade the conscience of another individual; these actions usually lead to some sort of sexual activity.

Brandon, you hear Lance trying to get with that girl?
Yeah Ashley, thats what you call Asian Persuation.

Asian Persuation by ashaloo October 21, 2008

Asian Persuation 

The instintanious stimulation of asian gland causing panic and euphoria resulting in a dispersal of all bodily fluids through all available escape routes

Will Seymour was introduced the Asian Persuation and feces was released through both eye sockets giving him a chocolate eyeball

Asian Persuation by ACM July 24, 2007