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peerection 

when you have to pee really bad but you have a boner, so you have to do that weird squat/lean forward thing.
"man, i woke up this morning and had the worst peerection."
peerection by jerry_at_rick February 20, 2010

Peerection 

An erection caused by the pressure of a full bladder as opposed to sexual excitement.
A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.

Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*

Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.

Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?

Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.

Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*

Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).
Peerection by Pimperator July 17, 2005

perferection

Last night, my boyfriend had a perferection after I strip-teased him.
perferection by Annemarie Barton February 28, 2009

prerection 

noun: The condition, state, or sensation of sexual excitement accompanied by increased pulse, coursing hormones (such as epinephrine) in the bloodstream, and neurotransmitters (such as phenylalanine) in the brain, that precedes an male erection of the penis, or female erection of the clitoris.
Having read and re-read the amorous note from Frenchy, Allyson's prerection caused her to grow moist.
prerection by Achilles Murat II November 9, 2011

Peerection 

I had to pee off the deck as my peerection precluded me from using the toilet in the standard manner
Peerection by Loose@cannon October 8, 2021

Peerection 

When a man has an intense need to pee, but cannot do so, and and erection occurs. Usually a painful experience, can also be done intentionally to prevent make it easier to "hold it in".
Liam- "Holy crap do I have a peerection right now. This is painful."
Kevin- " Maybe next time don't drink three gatorades, a Big Gulp and a massive coffee before we get on a bus for three hours. Dumb ass."
Peerection by Trick Michaels May 30, 2014