A penis gourd or "phallocrypt" is a conical device worn by the people of Papua New Guinea on their penis. It is constructed out of an ornimental gourd and decorated. It is used to protect their penis's but not only that, they can also be used as "purses" that store things such as chance, cigarettes and other belongings.
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The wild sport of naked sumo wrestling and swinging your penis towards other peoples penis's, like sword fighting.
For extra effectiveness, you can slather cream cheese in and around the penis for double points.
For extra effectiveness, you can slather cream cheese in and around the penis for double points.
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