Paykon 

The fuzziest, phatest, feline that ever roamed the earth. He snorts, loves car rides, and has alien eyes.

Paykon mommy's King Kong.

Paykon by Nom Nom May 24, 2012

paytonsexual

A person who is attracted to payton moormeier ONLY

Im paytonsexual
Wym
I like Payton moormeier

paytonsexual by moormeier's wife January 1, 2021

payton moormeier

An amazing boy! He’s very sweet and nice, cares a lot about his fans and family! He’s someone you would like to be friends with and want to meet in person.

Payton Moormeier

payton moormeier by Ausha April 17, 2019

Sean Payton'd 

Definition: When acting like an ass comes back to bite you in the ass in 25 seconds or less.

Background: After scoring the go ahead field goal with 25 seconds left in the Saints-Vikings January 14, 2018 playoff game, Sean Payton turned to the Vikings home crowd and raised his arms up and down in a mock Skol cheer. The Vikings responded by scoring a TD to win the game on the final play of the game.

I just got Sean Payton'd.

Sean Payton'd by GManOfKC January 16, 2018

Payton Moormeier

The cutest boy in the world

Payton Moormeier is a very cute boy

Payton Moormeier by Catsanddogs April 21, 2019

payton moormeier

he is the most perfect boy ive know, hes funny, lovable, he likes to hug, and also his hair is so perfect, he loves his family and friends, also hes my boyfriend but he doesnt know yet ;)

payton moormeier is my boyfriend
yes?
yea;)

payton moormeier by paytons gf June 2, 2020

Paymoneywubby 

T.J. Miller, but he likes little hands, and green screen suits. He also dislikes proscuitto, and streams for children. He definitely does "not" diddle kids.

You should go watch paymoneywubby at twitch.tv/paymoneywubby . Give him your money bc he needs it. He must buy more rubber ducks.

Paymoneywubby by Totally Not Bridge September 28, 2018