Paul's Uncle
Paul's Uncle by Paul's Real Uncle June 24, 2011
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Paul's Uncle
Paul's Uncle is a non-fictional person. He is what you claim to be a God. He is what you call the ultimate uncle. You will always hear things about Paul's Uncle amongst your friends.
Paul's Uncle by Paul's Mom June 28, 2011
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St Paul’s academy
A school in south east London ran by some shithead known as miss malone. The place it toxic and by the time you’re done with it, you’d be even dumber.
Bob:What school do yu go?
John:St paul’s academy
Phill: raaa that place is the definition of shit 🤣
Bob: truss miss malone looks like a cantaloupe
John: you man are just being dickheads
Bob: how?
Phill: nah but on a real g, I don’t know who in the almighty fucks let that dumbass woman take over a school
Bob: I can’t tell if they were drunk or sober when they made that decision 😂
John: you man are just waffling now
John:St paul’s academy
Phill: raaa that place is the definition of shit 🤣
Bob: truss miss malone looks like a cantaloupe
John: you man are just being dickheads
Bob: how?
Phill: nah but on a real g, I don’t know who in the almighty fucks let that dumbass woman take over a school
Bob: I can’t tell if they were drunk or sober when they made that decision 😂
John: you man are just waffling now
St Paul’s academy by My name Jeff 🥴 August 26, 2019
Paul's Boutique
A crappy brand of clothing worn only by Chavs. I looks like it was desgined by a 6 year old and is usually worn with another Paul's Boutique item, such as the bag or the shoes or whatever. If you see someone wearing such trash, you will know that they're working their way up to that ASBO!
Chav Girl 1: omg, don't I look gawjuss in my Paul's Boutique jacket and bag and shoes?!
Chav Girl 2: omg yeah! And your leggings go great! Plus, that bun on top of your head is giving you an awesome facelift!
Chav Girl 2: omg yeah! And your leggings go great! Plus, that bun on top of your head is giving you an awesome facelift!
Paul's Boutique by sideways gary February 8, 2012
Going to Paul's
Taken from the dire Glade Touch n' Fresh advert where a whiny child declares to his mum that he is 'Going to Paul's house to do a poo' purely because they have the aforementioned fragrancing product in the toilet.
Going to Paul's by Brooksey July 28, 2009
St. Paul's Disaster
A sexual act in which a man uses a passed out woman's hand to masturbate, resulting in a pool of ejaculate on the man's stomach. The woman's hand is then rubbed in the semen-covered abdominal hair and the hand is then pressed into the woman's face.
Guy #1: How was your date last night? Guy #2: Alright. Went for a couple of drinks. We went to her house, got hammered, and she got the St. Paul's Disaster, then I was out of there!
St. Paul's Disaster by T-Bone McShane February 25, 2011
Paul's Mom
Paul said, "I'm done with this"
To which Catrina replied, "that's what Paul's mom told me last night"
To which Catrina replied, "that's what Paul's mom told me last night"
Paul's Mom by Chee$e Chick December 24, 2008