Paul Revere
The modern day "Paul Revere" is a way of notifying fellow citizens at a social gathering of sexual conquests you have just made with a drunken whore. Upon exiting the sex arena, and returning to a party with said whore upon your arm, you either throwing up one finger-vagina, or two- ass, indicating which orafice you penetrated, to forewarn your bros of the possible angles of attack. Several variations exist depending on levels of sexual deviance, perhaps 2 being ass to mouth, or bondage. Nonetheless, it requires mutual understanding among all citizenry to be effective.
*Frat bro Joey walks down stairs with stumbling sorority girl, confidently waving two fingers to any brother he sees*
Chad- "Ohh shit, 2 if by rear, Paul Revere rides onn"
* hi five ensues*
Joey- " helll yeaa bro, you better tap that before we battle on her bunker hill again...."
....
* Brief period of confusion...*
Joey-" ..Yea... just fuck her in the ass, shes down."
Chad- "Ohhhh, word bro."
Chad- "Ohh shit, 2 if by rear, Paul Revere rides onn"
* hi five ensues*
Joey- " helll yeaa bro, you better tap that before we battle on her bunker hill again...."
....
* Brief period of confusion...*
Joey-" ..Yea... just fuck her in the ass, shes down."
Chad- "Ohhhh, word bro."
Paul Revere by boners mcgee November 18, 2009
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