Patrickgasm 

This word is used when one sees a sexy yummerific picture of Patrick Stump (lead singer, guitarist Fall Out Boy), instead of screaming: "OH MY GOD PATRICK YOU SEXY!" 20 000 times, one simply says: "Ohemgee. Patrickgasm."

(Imagine there is a sexy picture of Patrick over there) Wow. What a sexy and yummerific picture. Patrickgasm.

Patrickgasm by People-Eater Paige October 10, 2007

patrickgasm 

One says this word instead of screamign very loudly "I LOVE PATRICK STUMP!" ten or fifteen times in sucession.

(Patrick Stump is the lead singer/guitarist of the popular pop-punk group Fall Out Boy. This phrase is most commonly used by the boardies on the FOB Rock Message Board.)

If one sees a sexy picture of Mr.Stump, one says, "Oh my god, Patrickgasm!"

patrickgasm by PaigeyMcDoodle October 5, 2007

Patrickism 

A statement of unadulterated stupidity, often implying that the speaker is an incel or is struggling with a mental illness

Guy 1: I'm an alpha, loli-slaying god
Guy 2: That sounds like a Patrickism

Patrickism by SueDeNym's pseudonym November 19, 2019

patricklamnoscam

to be gay as fuck.

Patricklamnoscam! Damn, thats gay as fuck!

patricklamnoscam by elite1256 November 10, 2020

patrickamyr 

that one short kid that looks like theodore after getting a really bad tan

look at patrickamyr, hes so short that the teachers cant see him so he never gets dress coded

patrickamyr by 1279262583 October 17, 2019

Patrickism 

A religion where we pray to our lord and savior, Patrick. He has saved us from cancer and ebola, and is known for granting woman their ability to reproduce. If you have ever met Patrick, get on your knees and pray, because this is a once in a lifetime chance.

John: “Have you joined Patrickism yet?”
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*

Patrickism by Juicymama56 April 6, 2022