Patoochie 

Vagina.

Dude number one; I want her patoochie.
Dude number two; Yeah, I've had her cunt and it's really good.

Patoochie by Patoochie.lover August 15, 2012

Patchie 

The cursed word the MORDHAU community screams when the Triternion devs haven't appeased them in a week.

Devs: *don't do anything for a short amount of time*
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE

Patchie by Slurp_ee November 10, 2019

Patrochilles 

One of the oldest gay ships in history. Yes, children of the fandom system... these are our roots... our heritage... And now a short poem for the great poet who started it all: Homer, perhaps we'd be in a different world to-day/ had you not made the Iliad so ridiculously gay/ Patroclus and Achilles are in love; I believe it to be true/ for those who deny it or say they're just friends, I know they believe it too

Fangirl Alpha: OMG have you seen the new fanart for Patrochilles?

Fangirl Beta: No?! Send me the link!

Fangirl Epsilon: I don't know how people can deny they are a thing. Achilles calls him 'my Patroclus' WAAAAAY too many times for that to only be subtext.

Fangirl Beta: I know right?!

Patrochilles by LilithaAnastasia October 14, 2016

Papooched 

When a bitch has you fucked up.

I was papooched when this girl said she didn’t like chinchillas.

Papooched by j_depetris October 3, 2020

Cutie patootie 

you. you are a cutie patootie

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love

Cutie patootie by redacted._.information July 14, 2023

Cutie patootie 

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.

Chad is a cutie patootie.

Cutie patootie by Shulaman September 9, 2016

Patrochilles 

The relationship between ancient Greek heroes Achilles and Patroclus, often interpreted romantically, from "The Iliad" by Homer. Popularized in Madeline Miller's 2011 novel, "The Song of Achilles."

Person 1: Do you ship Patrochilles?
Person 2: After reading TSOA, I can't help it!

Patrochilles by blanketed_in_stars January 11, 2015