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Parksies 

When a vehicle in transit declares an instant parking space in moving traffic by turning on their hazard lights and jerking to a stop. Declared most often in the vehicle traveling directly ahead of you.
"And then, out of nowhere, this lady just declares parksies. Thank goodness my speed was reduced from the recent speed hump, or she really could have hurt someone" or

Driver: Oh, was that my cell phone? Don't want to text and drive, so...parksies!
Passenger: Seriously so glad you just called parksies. Otherwise, that would have been totally irresponsible driving.
Parksies by Pippy Bung October 25, 2013
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Parksism 

The political ideology of having one man in a room with a nuke button as the only form of government
Lets vote for Bobby. He is a follower of parksism.
Parksism by Bobby Junior the 2nd October 21, 2021
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People who live in the Park Cities (Highland Park and University Park, Texas), which are known for being the most expensive places to live in Texas, are often called "parkies"
Are they from Plano?
No, they are just a bunch of Parkies.
A geek like no other, notorious for bad jokes, security and *BSD zeolotism. 1336. Secks.
Oh no, that joke was BAD, I detect ParksieHumour(tm)
parksie by PHeeSH September 18, 2003

[parkies]  

"CAROLINE G. DEFINED "highland park parkie dallas hp parkies mom the bubble nutirmom grudgeband nauxparkie.. etc..on 9/25/05 as:
A small community in Dallas, Texas often referred to as the bubble. Lots of people diss HP but its really not that bad. People are PARTLY right in saying people here are snobby and rich, but saying that we are ALL really rude and snobby isn't fair though because there still some nice people who live here. We are used to expensive clothes and food, but that doesn't mean that none of us deserve it. Many people who live here own businessess and are doctors or other professions that bring in a large cash flow. People from HP are often called Parkies. Please don't pay attention to the definitions that say we are sooooooo rich and soooooo awesome and everyone is just mad because we are so much cooler than them! Those are the people in Highland Park who are conceited, spoiled brats who have access to their parents money and credit cards and can do anything they want. The majority of us are nice!"
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"PARKIES" are those who live in the Park Cities or inside the "bubble". I wholeheartedly agree There's not a nicer group of neighbors than in HP!
parkies HP residents who are wonderful neighbors, friends, parents.
[parkies] by dallasite January 22, 2009

Double Packsies

The act of packing twice the amount of marijuana one would originally have packed as reparation for previously loaned herb.
Bryan: "Bra, you owe me a bowl. Double packsies on this."
Brian: "Fuck."

Parksism 

Adj. Any personailty traits associated feeling more important that you actually are, or the unwillingness to keep undue comments or questions to ones self. From the homosapien Matthew Parks. N. Parkist: one who practices Parksism.
That Parksist remark is exactly why no one wants your company at parties.
Parksism by Andrew Eia January 9, 2004