Pantaleo 

A hairy Wookie like animal. has no tits and jacks off to herself. fucks monkeys just to get STD. she hangs out with this dueschbag named tara and ralph was stupid for going out with her. im sorry ralph but its true

DUDE CHECK OUT THAT PANTALEO I JUST SAW TAKING A SHIT IN THE FOREST!

BITCH SHAVE SO YOU DONT LOOK LIKE A PANATLEO!

Pantaleo by scooby fucking doo BITCH September 26, 2008

kai pantaleo 

literally the definition of a best friend. someone who will make you believe in friendship soulmates cause they made me believe in them. i love you with my whole heart and soul. if you haven't met him befriended him then you should, but don't get too close, he's MY best friend.

'hey d'you know kai pantaleo?'
'no who is that'
'you should meet him, he's a huge ball of happiness, but don't get too close, gabe will come for you'

kai pantaleo by gabe krimleo July 30, 2021

kai pantaleo 

literally the definition of a best friend. someone who will make you believe in friendship soulmates cause they made me believe in them. i love them with my whole heart and soul. if you haven’t met him and befriended him you should, you’ll br the happiest person alive- but back off he’s MY best friend

‘hey do you know who kai pantaleo is?’
‘no’
‘you should meet him, he’s a huge ball of happiness, but don’t get too close, gabe will come for you’

kai pantaleo by gabe krimleo July 30, 2021

Pantaloon 

in Tyler Joseph's eyes, the man who killed your grandfather when you were nine, the pantaloon is also your father.

person 1: yeah I heard he became the pantaloon.
person 2: damn, he must be crazy now.

Pantaloon by that fangirl February 13, 2018

Pantalone 

He is one of the 11 Fatui Harbingers.

He is the hottest mf that ever exists, you can get all wet just hearing his voice. He works at the Northland Bank and he is in a relationship with his money.

me: "OMG HAVE YOU SEEN PANTALONE? I'M CUMMING SO HARD!!"

person: "YES! HE IS A HOT BANKER"

Pantalone by xiaosminchiao November 27, 2022

The Pantaloon

An amazing Twenty Øne Piløts song

"Hey, have you heard The Pantaloon from TØPs first album?"

"Yeah, it's amazing!"

The Pantaloon by Twentyonepilotss July 16, 2016

pantalonaise 

pant mayonaise, sperm

" Hey, baby, Want some pantalonaise on your sandwhich?'

pantalonaise by fartfucker February 12, 2007