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Pagetsexual 

Being sexually attracted to the young, amazing, talented, and beautiful actress Paget Valerie Brewster. Best known for her roles in: Criminal Minds, Another Period, The Community, Grandfathered, Friends, etc.
I am a raging Pagetsexual.

“Did you see Emily Prentiss pin that dude?”
“Yeah, I think I might me a Pagetsexual.”
“Welcome to the team!”
Pagetsexual by SydBalls January 16, 2021
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petsexual 

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+
Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh
petsexual by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

Pantsexual 

Someone who chooses to engage in sexual intercourse while wearing pants for whatever reason and no one questions it. Parody of the word "pansexual"
"I'm a pantsexual and have sex with my pants on because I feel like it, simple"
Pantsexual by MikeJunt December 16, 2011

panesexual 

panesexual people don't care if you're male, female, trans, gender queer, genderfluid, nonbinary, etc. they are pretty much just attracted to anyone, no matter what they're gender identity is.
hey guys i'm panesexual, and i love everyone.
panesexual by mistwave666 July 15, 2016

Pagsexual 

Prefers.A.Girl-sexual. This is when a boy or girl prefers girls (as the title suggests), but is still interested in the other sex.
Teenage girls who are attracted to both sexes (but do not like to be called lesbian or bisexual) may rather be referred to as pagsexual.
Pagsexual by Pepper... October 7, 2011

Paleosexual Male 

A TRUE outdoors man with a sense of style, fashion and relationships
The most interesting man in the world is a Paleosexual male.
Paleosexual Male by jphammr April 9, 2015

Pantsexual 

Pantsexual

A term referring to the unique sexual orientation where the gender or orientation of a love interest doesn't matter as long as they have excellent taste in trousers.
Steve: I met this guy on the subway yesterday. He was pretty cute.

Tim: I didn't know you were gay.

Steve: I'm actually pantsexual. You see, he was wearing some very sexy pants.
Pantsexual by NK-Penne October 12, 2012