PT&A

noun Acronym for 'pits tits and ass'. The act of cleaning oneself with a washcloth/wipe in these regions if a shower is not readily available.

Jen: Oh shit, the party's in 15 minutes I gotta take a shower man!
Sven: Aw, there ain't time for that! Just do a little PT&A, man.

PT&A by A.T.M January 18, 2008

National Give your hoodie to a girl day pt 2 ! 

giveagirlyourhoodiedaypt2. justincaseyoumissednationalhoodiedayheresaseconddaytogivinggirlsyourhoodies! It is celebrated September 25

Friend : dude today is national give your hoodie to a girl day pt 2 !

Other Friend : No way dude i have the perfect hoodie for my girl

National Give your hoodie to a girl day pt 2 ! by fantastixxstixxs September 24, 2019

P-T-A 

A short yet efficient "wash-up" or mini-bath in which a woman washes her Pussy, Tits, and Armpits, usually after sex-on-the-go or when rushing out to breakfast after a night of partying.

After her night of sex with Dude in the Blue Suit, she woke up in his apartment, took a quick P-T-A, and hopped in a cab home.

P-T-A by noyoudidnt October 17, 2005

P.T.A. 

Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.

Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!

P.T.A. by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005

C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. 

Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers

The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.

C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. by AngryKittyNY July 22, 2010

P.T.A. 

Stands for Pussy Tits & Ass.

Used for when you don't want your wife/girlfriend/mom/anyone to know where you're going (i.e. stripclub) or talking about.

Also used as an expression of excitement, happiness, surprise, and/or sadness.(May use fucking to express feelings better)

You: "Hey uh, babe I'm going to a P.T.A. Meeting, ok?"
Her: "OK"

You: "Dude, I would so want to see her P.T.A."
Her: "What?"

"I can't wait until tonight!P.T.A.!"

"Dude we won! P.T.A!"

"Holy P.T.A! You guys fucking scared me!"

"I can't believe we lost..P.T. Fucking A.!"

P.T.A. by Eric G. October 21, 2004

P.T.A. 

Pussy, Tits and Armpits - Female Airplane Bath

A quick and nasty wash usually not effective

Man - `` Dude, that chick was wearing those same clothes at the Club last night``

Dude - `` Man she probably was partying all night and day in those clothes, Hope she gave herself a P.T.A. before she went Clubbing tonight. ``

P.T.A. by King Bariteke January 16, 2014