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PKF stands for a PARTICULAR KIND OF FOOL. These stupid bastards can be most commonly found at conferences. They have nothing to contribute but insist on standing up and grabbing the microphone for 15 minutes and talking about themselves. They confuse asking a question with self publicizing their own pathetic lives. They generally ask three questions all in one go leading to utter confussion or none at all. The result is that the delegates and the pannel want to fucking punch their lamps out and make them eat their own liver.
PKF: Hi my name is Tamsine and I work for a charitable trust for children with no ears and I am absolutely brilliant. In addition did I mention how great I am and that I have lots of qualifications and like skittles!! Hee-Hee (annoying laugh)

Other Delegate to another: That is one hell of a PKF!
PKF by Uncle Badger May 23, 2006
Related Words
PresidentKidFuck
Ruler PKF.
That creepy old british guy keeps trying to talk to the younger baristas and doesn't seem to notice they all just wish he'd PKFO.

Next time Norm comes into the store and presses up against you while you're on your break let's just ask him if he could PKFO and laugh at his pathetic, arrogant, limp-dicked ass.
pkfo by toyxxbomb April 24, 2017

pkfyvhyd65yfdfyvbdhv 

when you punch the keyboard because you're so bored
person: i'm SO board, so i'm gonna type pkfyvhyd65yfdfyvbdhv
pkfyvhyd65yfdfyvbdhv by koodley December 15, 2019

pkfire.exe 

the sexiest male on the planet. his alias is pkfire.exe, but you can call him abinav. pkfire.exes are usually found in texas. they have the longest dicks, and the sexiest faces. they get all the chicks. they usually hate people named popeyeskid and menhaz12.
"damn! look at that dude! he's definitely a pkfire.exe"
pkfire.exe by pkfire.exe June 8, 2020