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PKF stands for a PARTICULAR KIND OF FOOL. These stupid bastards can be most commonly found at conferences. They have nothing to contribute but insist on standing up and grabbing the microphone for 15 minutes and talking about themselves. They confuse asking a question with self publicizing their own pathetic lives. They generally ask three questions all in one go leading to utter confussion or none at all. The result is that the delegates and the pannel want to fucking punch their lamps out and make them eat their own liver.
PKF: Hi my name is Tamsine and I work for a charitable trust for children with no ears and I am absolutely brilliant. In addition did I mention how great I am and that I have lots of qualifications and like skittles!! Hee-Hee (annoying laugh)

Other Delegate to another: That is one hell of a PKF!
PKF by Uncle Badger May 23, 2006
PresidentKidFuck
Ruler PKF.
That creepy old british guy keeps trying to talk to the younger baristas and doesn't seem to notice they all just wish he'd PKFO.

Next time Norm comes into the store and presses up against you while you're on your break let's just ask him if he could PKFO and laugh at his pathetic, arrogant, limp-dicked ass.
pkfo by toyxxbomb April 24, 2017

pkfyvhyd65yfdfyvbdhv 

when you punch the keyboard because you're so bored
person: i'm SO board, so i'm gonna type pkfyvhyd65yfdfyvbdhv
pkfyvhyd65yfdfyvbdhv by koodley December 15, 2019

pkfire.exe 

the sexiest male on the planet. his alias is pkfire.exe, but you can call him abinav. pkfire.exes are usually found in texas. they have the longest dicks, and the sexiest faces. they get all the chicks. they usually hate people named popeyeskid and menhaz12.
"damn! look at that dude! he's definitely a pkfire.exe"
pkfire.exe by pkfire.exe June 8, 2020
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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