PKF stands for a PARTICULAR KIND OF FOOL. These stupid bastards can be most commonly found at conferences. They have nothing to contribute but insist on standing up and grabbing the microphone for 15 minutes and talking about themselves. They confuse asking a question with self publicizing their own pathetic lives. They generally ask three questions all in one go leading to utter confussion or none at all. The result is that the delegates and the pannel want to fucking punch their lamps out and make them eat their own liver.

PKF: Hi my name is Tamsine and I work for a charitable trust for children with no ears and I am absolutely brilliant. In addition did I mention how great I am and that I have lots of qualifications and like skittles!! Hee-Hee (annoying laugh)

Other Delegate to another: That is one hell of a PKF!

PKF by Uncle Badger May 23, 2006

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pkfo

Please Kindly Fuck Off

That creepy old british guy keeps trying to talk to the younger baristas and doesn't seem to notice they all just wish he'd PKFO.

Next time Norm comes into the store and presses up against you while you're on your break let's just ask him if he could PKFO and laugh at his pathetic, arrogant, limp-dicked ass.

pkfo by toyxxbomb April 24, 2017

pkfyvhyd65yfdfyvbdhv

when you punch the keyboard because you're so bored

person: i'm SO board, so i'm gonna type pkfyvhyd65yfdfyvbdhv

pkfyvhyd65yfdfyvbdhv by koodley December 15, 2019

pkfire.exe

the sexiest male on the planet. his alias is pkfire.exe, but you can call him abinav. pkfire.exes are usually found in texas. they have the longest dicks, and the sexiest faces. they get all the chicks. they usually hate people named popeyeskid and menhaz12.

"damn! look at that dude! he's definitely a pkfire.exe"

pkfire.exe by pkfire.exe June 8, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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