Children's Online Daycare 

Call of duty. A place for inmature brats who think they are experts on weapons/tachticians/hackers, only know how to say fag and cry over losing. One of the worst gaming communities alomg with League of Legends...

Your friend: wanna play COD?

You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!

You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!

Children's Online Daycare by ShadowDAce November 24, 2013

What's online? 

A phrase used when asking a plug on the block what drugs he has available for sale. Can also be used to find out if someome is slanging dope without sounding like a desperate white kid.

More commonly phrased as: "Whatchu got online?"

Shopper (you): "Hey bro, what's good? "
Plug: "What's up?"
Shopper: "What's online?"

Plug: "Fasho' I got the molly, the xans, some white girl, and you know I be fuckin' with the hard. Just let me know whatchu need blood"

What's online? by CripSlayer52 October 19, 2017

online school 

hell

i have online school again ugh.

online school by jxcee June 9, 2020

Online School 

Online school is a form of child torture and is very unnecessary during times like these. The people who are associated with this horrible thing are the dumb asses who like to add 30 assignments and use the excuse "you have more time to do your assignments". This gives a lot of people depression, anxiety, and many more horrible things.

"Dude did you hear we're doing online school?"
" I don't care, I'm not doing the classes with that dumb ass teacher"

Online School by spr0ut May 6, 2020

Online School 

Hell on earth (unless you're antisocial). You will have no friends, your parents will criticize you 10 times as much, and your grades will fall.

Friend: Sry I wasnt on Hangouts in forever, Online School is a bitch
Other Friend: fml I got my first D

Online School by amievenreal April 29, 2020

Online School 

A Hellish reality where you either get overworked or underworked and that takes place in a post-apocolypitic dystopia, or now.

Person 1: Hey, did you do the Online School stuff yet?

Me: y_y

Person 1: Wait, are you even up yet?

Me: y_y

Person 1: Or are you just writing entries on Urban Dictionary to escape Online School?

Me: Yes.

Online School by TheGrapeFaygoAddictedSocialite May 4, 2020

Unread Online Syndrome 

A temporary fit of anxiety. This is a very common affliction caused when you send a message to someone on MySpace when you see they are online, then sit and wait for them to respond. After a couple of minutes you open your Sent Mail and see that it is still Unread. You have now entered the Unread Online Syndrome. You sit there hoping beyond hope that the message gets opened before he/she logs off, because if not, then who knows how long till the person logs back in. You refresh the page every couple seconds. You check your Inbox anyways, making sure that it isn’t a glitch saying it’s Unread when it’s really not. You begin to feel panic. “Is he/she gonna see that there’s a new message before logging?!?” There is no escape. You have been infected with Unread Online Syndrome and the only cures are if the person finally opens the message or just logs off.

Joey got sick last night. He was on MySpace and for 3 hours he suffered from Unread Online Syndrome before Angel finally wrote him back. But by then it was too late and he was convulsing on the floor.

Unread Online Syndrome by Jace555 May 5, 2009