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oldmaning 

when an old man texts an old man simultaneously while eating a can of spaghetti and looking at pictures of a daisy duck.
stop oldmaning

Oldmanjoe 

Oldmanjoe is the type of person to find the most random shit and say it’s funny
That’s an issuse
Did you hear Oldmanjoe likes kids?
He’s a pedo!

oldmantonywinston 

An old man who lives far far beyond earth called ''oldmantonywinston''
aliens are ''oldmantonywinston''!!!!!!
oldmantonywinston by j0hny February 25, 2015

Oldmanophobia

The fear that you may not be a real person, but a character played by Gary Oldman, and that you, your life, and your world could cease to exist if the director yells Cut.
I jump any time I hear someone yell "cut" due to my Oldmanophobia