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nitrous bong rip 

Nitrous Bong Rips: an elusive phenomenon that has lurked in the shadows for century upon century, looming just around the corner, waiting for its most opportune moment to attack society’s mainstream like a swarm of bees enveloping its unfortunate prey in unison. The NBR perhaps represents the most creative and progressive attempt to take drug users/abusers mundane activities to a never-before-expected level. A synthesis of the relaxing marijuana smoke with the chilly nitrous hit that induces half a minute of incapacitated euphoria has proved to be a magical combination: one that incites a series of sensations only understood by another NRB user.

The history is largely unknown, but its following of cultish proportions has become a topic of interest on its own. Nitrous oxide is a gas used to make whipped cream, and can be purchased in packages of several cartridges. Though illegal to use as an inhalant, nitrous oxide (often called “whippits”) is utilized by many young people, especially adolescents with limited incomes, to achieve a cheap and quick high. A balloon is inflated with a nitrous cartridge, and is fastened to the slide of an already-lit bong. The hit is inhaled as the balloon is released, allowing the individual to experience a bong rip and a nitrous hit simultaneously.
"Yo dude, let's go back to the apartment and take some nitrous bong rips and then eat some hot dogs!
Nitrous helps you hear the silence.
nitrous by Eames February 6, 2003

Nitrous Douchide 

Similar to the effect nitrous oxide has for a car, but in this case it gives an intense energy boost to a douche bag. Also it is not necessarily a specific object or substance that provides the boost, but something of the douche bags preference that motivates him/her to preform extreme douche deeds.
We all know that frappuccino is Pete's Nitrous Douchide in the morning, its what keeps his douche side awake and douching.
Nitrous Douchide by DrLoveee August 24, 2010

Nitrous Mafia 

A group of assholes from Philly who descend upon peaceful festys and shows in droves to sell their sub-par nitrous oxide. Their only concern is making money. They do not care about the music, the scene or the people. After they have raped the scene of thousands of dollars, they disperse, leaving the area littered with balloons.
can you believe the Nitrous Mafia was trying to sell balloons 3 for $20!?
Nitrous Mafia by spoon chick September 19, 2012

Nitrous Boner 

A boner that comes out of nowhere and stands at full mast, but then goes away after a very short period of time.
Dude, I just had a raging nitrous boner. Thank God its gone now.
Nitrous Boner by JoeRon904 April 17, 2009

Nitronic 

recieving oral pleasure on your nitro penis from a gay male midget wearing assless chaps.
Last night I walked in on my roomate getting a nitronic in the closet.
Nitronic by Blueballz2011 April 15, 2011