Nikon 

The bast digital SLR company in the world.

Person 1: hey man, I just bought a Canon dslr
Person 2: you retard, you should have gotten a Nikon

Nikon by nikonftw March 29, 2010

Nikon 

An Asian tourist particularly in the L.A. area known for always carrying cameras to take pictures of everything they see.

Person 1, "Look at that asian guy stopped in the middle of the boardwalk"
Person 2, "That Nikon just tripped three people stopping to take a picture!"

Nikon by Tylerama90 January 31, 2016

Nikon 

A camera capable of creating consistant out of focus images through the use of too many buttons on the back and overall build.

Professor- "Justin, I like your composition, but when we bring this into 100%...hmm whats this, looks to be a bit soft."

Team Ramrod- "Nikons! hhhahahah"

Nikon by Ellie .... July 27, 2008

Nikon 

what you buy when you don't have enough cash to buy a Sony.

guy 1: hey dude, I only had $100 so I bought this nikon.

guy 2: what a retard, why didn't you just save up for a Sony

guy 1: -starts crying-

Nikon by CarnivalKid32 March 6, 2010

nikon 

big stupid camera that people on dallas imports use.
it verifies their acceptance in fat chicks.

"Hey Canadian nice Nikon! Wanna go pick up some fat chicks?"

nikon by AOKP November 10, 2007

Nikon 

another way of saying nigger around adults, or your drama teacher, or any other people.

Why are you guys fighting? Because she's a Nikon.

Nikon by Emily N.M. January 7, 2009

Nikon F2 

Nikon's flagship photographic camera of the 1970's, renowned for it's versatility and durability. It is an incredibly heavy piece of metal, useful not only for taking photographs, but also as a paperweight, hammer, defensive weapon, etc.

Jesus Christ, that Nikon F2 is heavy!

Nikon F2 by supersharpie August 13, 2007