Newmaning 

The act in which a player on FIFA is repeatedly tackled yet somehow manages to keep possession. This repeats itself over and over until the player is 'one on one' with the goal keeper.

Wow! Your player can't stop Newmaning!

Newmaning by Flood227 November 6, 2013

Newmaning 

Pretending your a fan of a team after they win the championship when in reality you’re only a hater of said teams rival.

Look at that guy over there newmaning over the Red Sox winning the chip; I could’ve sworn he a Mets fan just last week!

Newmaning by Wobet Mit October 29, 2018

Newmaning 

Pretending you’re a fan of a team after they win a championship, when in reality you’re just a hater of said teams rival.

Look at that guy over the newmaning with that bottle of Don Perignon and Red Sox hat on, wasn’t he a Mets fan just last week?!

Newmaning by Wobet Mit October 29, 2018

Cathy Newmaning 

When you're in the middle of a discussion and you make a point, and the other person starts rattling off straw men versions of your comment and trying to make you defend the words they just put in your mouth, they are "Cathy Newmaning" you. Named after an infamous debate between Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman.

Alex: Apples are different than oranges

Brenda: So you're saying apples are superior to oranges. So you're saying oranges should be treated less well than apples. So you're saying we should stop growing oranges and only grow apples from now on. So you're saying it's OK to burn orange trees because they are a blight on the environment. So you're saying....

Alex: Lol, damn I ain't say none a that shit, quit Cathy Newmaning me

Cathy Newmaning by bemorechadlike June 28, 2020

Cathy Newmanned 

verb.
When a person twists the words of what another is saying to suit their own ideological narrative and to make said other person seem sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, Islamaphobic, etc. While starting the their rebuttal with "so you were saying."

I told her that I like Coca Cola and she Cathy Newmanned me by telling me I love Coca Cola Death Squads.

Cathy Newmanned by Grey the Traitor January 31, 2018

Newmanitis 

Having tons of intellectual potential, but not using it because of some motivational disorder, such as ADHD or laziness.

A: Did you finish that assignment?
B: No. I couldn't focus.
A: I think you're coming down with Newmanitis.

Newmanitis by sofatfatso October 26, 2009

neumaning 

Staying home from working, often useless.

I will be neumaning today.

neumaning by Iamawaysneumaning August 5, 2011