I heard Lord.Nagash once screwed Shiva, Goddess of Destruction, videotaped it, and then sent it to her parents!

I heard he anally raped Satan's Mother while Satan watched!

Lord.Nagash by Ch0/Sen January 8, 2004

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Natasha Romanoff

The original avenger that deserved better. Isn’t treated fairly by marvel. Can be described as a bitch but she’s the glue that holds the team together. Fuck marvel for this man.

person: “omg natasha romanoff deserved better”

person 2: mhm u right sis

Natasha Romanoff by quenchbucks May 14, 2019

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Natasha Romanoff

a hero, a red-haired woman who is afraid to open up about her feelings.

drawn to darkness, yet kind. Misunderstood, and afraid. She'd give her life for those she loves because they're all she has. Natasha is and always will be remembered.

natasha romanoff the w̶o̶r̶l̶d̶'̶s̶ ̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶l̶e̶t̶h̶a̶l̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶a̶s̶i̶n̶s̶ kindest woman you'll ever know, the woman you'd want to know. natasha romanoff, thank you.

Natasha Romanoff by slavicshadows April 29, 2019

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Natasha Rego

A disease that inflicts nice people. Not apparent in the first year of contracting the disease it slowly takes over your brain causing you to regret being born. Similar to toxoplasmosis in the way it functions. If you spend more than 4 hours around someone with this disease your immune system will be seriously compromised and medical attention is mandatory.

Guy: Oh man! Don't tell me you have Natasha Rego!
Guy2: Yeah, dude. Sucks to be me.
Guy: Get help dude!
Guy2: It's too late for me. Save yourself.
Guy: That's just the Natasha Rego talking man. Don't worry, but you're right I'm outta here.

Natasha Rego by peoplefuckedoverbynatasharego November 4, 2019

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