Every January is FemboyMilking Month!
When the year starts, all Femboys need to be milked in order to maintain their production, therefore the whole month of January they're trained to produce milk daily, in order to make milk a few times a week for the rest of the year.
Person 1: "Hey bro, are you gonna participate in FMM?"
Person 2: "What's FMM?"
Person 1: "It's Femboy Milking Month, of course! You have to get milked every day in order to maintain good production levels!"
Person 2 "Ok, sign me up"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)