Mountain cat 

Just like a cougar but fatter

I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.

Mountain cat by TattooistByDay November 9, 2015

Mountaincitianism

A person from Mountain City Tennessee, that has characteristics, of a person from Mountain City, Tennessee.
#Justin

"Our friend Justin, suffers from a slu of conditions, called Mountaincitianism. It is highly uncurable, however, the symptoms are treatable, and i do also believe, trainable!"
#EndMountaincitianism
#Move

Mountaincitianism by Territorial-based condition June 1, 2017