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moose hoof 

when a women over 30 stone loses her trousers inside her crevis
its the same as camel toe but much more extreme
Look at that 30 stoner sporting that dirty moose hoof
moose hoof by mike1791 March 31, 2008

moose hoof 

same as camel toe but for a man that wears way too tight of pants.
(I would say worse than a camel toe dude)
HOLY SHIT, Did you see that fag in the spandex shorts? His moose hoof was hanging out the bottom!!
moose hoof by yeeeer mom October 26, 2005

moosehoops

Slang for rims. The visible and shiny part of a wheel that supports a vehicle's tires.
Yoooo dude I just copped this sick all black brand new Audi. You know that means I gotta murder it out with some ill moosehoops!

When I drive by you'll know because my 22 inch moosehoops will be spinning.

Wash those muddy ass moosehoops son!

You're such a moosehoop.
moosehoops by Fact June 19, 2011

moosehoof 

Moosehoof is the same thing as cameltoe, Moosehoof is a cameltoe that is too large to be a cameltoe and it has the appearance of a moose's hoof. There is usually sweat inbetween where the "toes" meet. Moosehoof is most commonly seen on fat chicks in sweat pants.
"Thats fat slut's cameltoe was poppin outta her panties, its more like moosehooof. damn that bitch was nast.
moosehoof by SAmm January 12, 2004

moosehoof 

Same as Mooseknuckle or Cameltoe, frequently used in the great nrthwest!
Did you see the moosehoof on that broad?
moosehoof by Anonymous June 9, 2003