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Mosquita muerta 

A person who pretends to be innocent, dainty, and weak (hence a dead fly), but they are actually evil backstabbers. Essentially a spanish version of a "snake in the grass." They are extremely manipulative and will have everyone fooled by their game except for the smart ones. They will usually try to make the ones who don't fall for their game look like bad people while they play the victim.
Laura had this guy so whipped. She acted like the perfect girlfriend, but behind his back she was a ho and a manipulative bitch. Laura es una mosquita muerta.
Mosquita muerta by blazinwolf September 28, 2010

muñequita 

i love her so much she's like my muñequita.
muñequita by BGDaKiD23 April 10, 2009

Miquita Oliver 

A presenter of the T4 show on Channel 4. A fat twat with waddle laden arms, much like a shaved Yeti. Her behaviour consists of laughing and smirking at inside jokes. Miquita Oliver also enjoys insulting every celebrity that appears on T4 and acts superior when she is just a bottom feeding sycophant. T4 also includes such presenters as walking cock and herpes spreader Steve Jones as well as some lanky deep voiced nobhead.
Miquita Oliver: I'm friends with Lily Allen, like whatever. I also do cocaine and eat box.

Me: She's a cunt, you're a cunt too.
Miquita Oliver by Cha-Grin April 30, 2009

moniquing 

The act of deleting any evidence of your existence from someone's life. Also known as next-level ghosting or breaking into someone's house and taking back every card and photograph you gave them.
Man, that girl was a pro at moniquing me. She must be psychopath.
moniquing by Nobody Winnipeg October 6, 2018
Spanish word, usually translated into English as "gay".

But...

The word "mariquita" is much more harmless than calling a person "maricon" or "marica". The ending "-ita" means "little" so the word would really translate into "pansy" or "fairy", much more innocent words.
>> "Crees que Sergio es gay?"

>> "Noo, solo es un poco mariquita"

Translation:

>> "Do you think Sergio is gay?"

>> "Nah, he's just a bit of a pansy"
Mariquita by HellzAngeL13 August 22, 2009
Moniqua is one of those girls that just loves everyone and will yake a bullet for you even if she just met you
Hi im moniqua

Im john

Well if u need me just hollar
Moniqua by stacie michil May 8, 2018