Moblert 

Mo- blert \ˈmō-blərt\

1. (noun) A FREE mobile alert texted to your cellphone offering you exclusive discounts and coupons for food, drinks and services. All you have to do is show your phone to the local business to redeem the discount/coupon. A fancy pants smart-phone or phone with internet capabilities.

2. (noun) A mobile alert SMS text message coupon for local businesses. SMS=standard/normal texts. Basically everyone can get these if they have texting.

3. (adj.) Moblerter: a supa fly guy or totally awesome girl who receives moblerts.

Yo Billy Bob did you see the moblert today? Saweeeet deal!

or

Did you sign-up for Moblert yet? I heard it saves you a ton of cash money and it's free.

or

I am a new Moblerter and couldn't be happier.

Moblert by CompleteMediaInc October 30, 2011

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER 

When you're going down on your girlfriend put your lips inside her pussy and blow as hard as you can until you hear the sounds of a Mobertucky Muffler.

I left the Wabash with that girl from South Park and gave her a Mobertucky Muffler behind a dumpster.

MOBERTUCKY MUFFLER by Groeber field March 5, 2019

mobler 

A person who won't leave a couple alone; a friend who doesn't get the hint to leave; a person who creates awkwardness during a couple's lovey moment

She is such a mobler because that couple obviously wants to be left alone.

mobler by ImInLove! April 26, 2010

Molerton 

The typical slang term for a mixture of tobacco (preferably organic) and marijuana for a single party bowl in Santa Cruz, County, CA. Smoked out of a water pipe or a bong to increase the effect of tobacco as well as the weed.
The effects can be broken down into 3 stages:
1) the milking of the water pipe or bong
2) the clearing the water pipe or bong
3) the exhaling the smoke
Each step has a different high/effect on your body and mind.

Dude, thats a fatty Molerton! You better sit down or you are going to hurt yourself.

that was a Muhhhhonnnsttterrr Molleeeerrrtttttooonnnn.

Molerton by ABI December 22, 2009

Mobert 

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Mobert by Death Menace December 31, 2022