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Mister Brown 

My business associate with whom I meet on an almost unchanging basis every morning between the hours of 9 and 11:30 in the toilet. Mister Brown is smooth, sophisticated, and extremely professional. I always feel relieved after doing business with him.
Honey, I need an extremely large magazine. I'm going to be in session with Mister Brown for at least an hour.
Mister Brown by misterbrown June 2, 2011
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Brown Eye Master 

A certain point in time where a person has had butt sex so many times that it feels like something is always in their ass.
BK's new boyfriend made butt love to his ass some many times that he became a Brown Eye Master.
Brown Eye Master by JRoemer December 30, 2007

Angel Jose Robles Is Clue Master And Stephanie Brown 

Angel Jose Robles Is Clue Master And Stephanie Brown
Angel Jose Robles Is Clue Master And Stephanie Brown

masterbrown 

Masturbating while taking a crap

(is possible for women as well as men)
Guy1: Dude why were you in the bathroom for so long?
Guy2: I just masterbrowned.

Guy1: What is that?
Guy2: It's when you're masturbating...And you take a crap at the same time...
masterbrown by trooperm&m&m April 21, 2011