A person who is approximately the minimal age at which one can still be reasonably considered a member of the Millennial Generation, but beyond the maximum age at which one is capable of relating to Zoomers sufficiently enough to be considered a Zillennial.
If talking to most Zoomers makes you feel like an out of touch fossil pretending to hip with the youths, but talking to elder Millennials makes you feel like three toddlers in a trenchcoat pretending to be a grownup, you're a Minimallennial.
As much as I miss Vine, I am just way too much of a Minimallennial to download TikToK. Besides, any TikToks worth watchingeventually end up on my Tumblr dash anyway
A "consuming" style of living dat involves spending significant time and resources while partaking of da various "sights 'n' delights" at one or more small multi-store shopping malls. Considered to be just a "basic and bare-bones" existence by today's advertising-jaded youth.
A classic "grim grins" example of "minimallist living", from an old late-'80's-era "teenagers and their parents" type comic strip:
Exasperated father, speaking on the telephone: "Look --- will you quit bugging us?! I already told you --- Junior is grounded until he gets his grades back up, and so he CAN'T GO TO THE MALL TODAY!"
Mother: "Oh, honey --- you shouldn't talk to our son's friends that way! It's only natural that they'd miss seeing him at the mall!"
Exasperated father: "Our son's friends?! That was the MALL MANAGER on the phone!"