Milkshook 

the proper word for milkshake

"After it's already been shaken, shouldn't it be a milkshook?"

Milkshook by Slick_ January 18, 2017

Milkshook 

To be a right wing snowflake who is totally shook (shaken) at the sight of or mention of milkshake.

Also to have been struck by a milkshake for being a right wing or crypto fascist dickhead.

“Fascist bed wetters be like I feared for my life when they saw what beverage I bought from McDonald’s.”
“Mate they are milkshook for real!”

Or

“Why don’t UKIP canvas round here no more”

“They ain’t ever coming back they’ve been milkshook”

Milkshook by Milkshakemaddnesssss May 19, 2019

milkshook 

The feeling any right wing extremist public figure experiences when going outside of their habitat. It is the fear of being hit by a milkshake (a BK one in Scottland) as a form of public protest against their beliefs or actions.

A: "Hey, Sargon of Akkad has another public speech today in Swindon"
B:"WOW, he's still going? I thought he'd be too milkshook to even leave his house by now"

milkshook by lilcommieyeet42 May 20, 2019

cleveland milkshake

While taking a shit in a cup, having a girl simultaneously shitting on your back which rolls down into the cup and after cumming inside the cup, make the girl drink it.

I met this really hot girl so I brought back to my place and we made a Cleveland Milkshake.

cleveland milkshake by JoseDavis April 22, 2015

red milkshake

When you shove a cup really hard through a cows udder, that then comes out full of bloody, gross, pink milk. Thats what they call a red milkshake.

G: If you shoved a cup really hard through a cows udder, would it come out full of milk?

R: Well there'd be blood in it.

R: That's what they call a red milkshake.

J: No that's not what they call a red milkshake!

M: No one calls it that.

R:Thats what they're gonna call a red milkshake.

red milkshake by Chimera-Genesis July 10, 2020

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake 

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009