Microsoft CD 

A CD that has been spawned at MicroSoft.

An Apple engineer once said "They say, if you play a MicroSoft CD backwards, you can hear satan. But that's nothing. Play it forward and it installs Windows! :O"

Microsoft CD by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 31, 2005

Microsofted 

Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the expo. Typical usage includes: trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc

Dude A: -goes 0-13 in CoD-
Dude B: "Dude, you got microsofted so hard"
Dude A: "Fuck you"

Microsofted by Dinged June 17, 2013

Microsofted 

When again and again you get screwed by Microsoft apps and repeatedly get into Catch XXII scenarios - for instance move a picture in a Word document and the whole thing shifts and disappears.

I can't run the 32bit install because I have some apps in 64bit and vice versa, I guess I got microsofted again.

Microsofted by L'Agneau October 18, 2018

Microsofted It 

verb: when one enters a word on Microsoft and uses the synonym tool to use a more sophisticated sounding word.

noun: a paper fully un-understandable due to the lack of correctly Microsofting It.

Teacher 1 - Wow, this paper is so beautifully though out.

Teacher 2 - Lemme see that *reads paper*

Teacher 2 - this kid totally Microsofted It.

Microsofted It by CantCatchMe122 July 30, 2011

Microsofted 

To get the COVID-19 vaccine, which obviously has a Microsoft chip in it to make you buy Microsoft products /s

Dude, I just got Microsofted!

Microsofted by HalideRadar July 9, 2021

Microsofted 

"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)

When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.

Examples:

“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”

→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”

“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”

→ “Classic Microsofting.”

Microsofted by Brokugeta May 28, 2025

Microsofted 

"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)

When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.

Examples:

“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”

→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”

“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”

→ “Classic Microsofting.”

Microsofted by Brokugeta May 28, 2025