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minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.
"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

minion memes 

Some normie shit 40 year old moms think are “funny” and “relatable
She looks like she enjoys minion memes, the old cunt.
minion memes by Helk yeah my guy October 30, 2017

Misha's minions 

The slaves and worshipers of American actor and Supernatural star, Misha Collins
Person 1: So are you a Sam girl or a Dean girl?
Person 2: I'm one of Misha's minions

Minion meme 

a meme were a minion makes statement that Facebook moms find hilarious
OH MY GOD, CARREL DID YOU SEE THE MINION MEME YESTERDAY! HAAAA
Minion meme by cal’s descendants November 9, 2019

goober-minion 

Any supporter of that most famous of dimwits...Sarah Palin. They are identified by regurgitating the incorrect babblings of Sarah Palin and/or Glenn Beck. They do nothing but ooze goober stupidity. Teabaggers are goober-minions.
Jeff: This woman has done nothing but ooze goober stupidity since day one, but anyone who is against her is against America.

Leon: That's why her followers are called goober-minions.
goober-minion by Mobzekiel November 29, 2010

Minion vore 

CaptainSparklez: Ok, so can you explain to me what a minion vore is?

laughter
Minion vore by Bruhaps May 23, 2022