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Merry-Happy Birthsmas 

Something you would say to someone with the unfortunate disposition of sharing a birthday with Jesus Christ.
Merry-Happy Birthsmas, Sorry you had to be born on a holiday...

Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka 

A mixture of the holidays of Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanzaa used to avoid offending people during the holiday season.
Sue: "Merry Christmas!"
Jan: "I don't celebrate Christmas."
Sue: "Oh. Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka then."

happy merry fool years 

Happy merry fool years is when you celebrate 3 different holidays. Christmas,April fools, and New Years.
“ hey guess what! “
“ what? “
happy merry fool years! “