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Matt Walst

Sweetest man alive. His eyes are unique and his smile is literally the most beautiful thing in this world. He's doing great job as lead singer of the Canadian rock band "three days grace"
Someone: Matt Walst is a Adam gontier wannabe!

Smart person: No, you just can't accept the fact that Adam left three days grace and it's not Matt's fault! You're just looking for someone to blame... Matt is amazing and he doesn't need to try to be anybody else. Grow the fuck up!
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Matt Walst

A fuckboy Adam Gontier wannabe that's obsessed with sex and promotes drug and alcohol use at concerts.
Matt Walst, that one fuckboy you listen to that makes you want to burn your eyes and have your ears bleed out because he's just that cancerous.
Matt Walst by Asonia Soldier April 6, 2017

Matt Walsh 

An animal that lurks under sixteen-year-old girls' beds and yells at them to get pregnant so they can save the white race, then promptly skins and devours them. Much like a Titan from the manga and anime series Attack On Titan, the Matt Walsh doesn't actually skin and eat children for sustenance, but rather because it enjoys the kill. It is an "intelligent" entity (meaning it is capable of understanding its own actions and isn't simply acting on instinct) that just really loves murdering underage girls.

Also an actor from Curb Your Enthusiasm who is unfairly associated with this vile beast due to his name.
Beware the Matt Walsh, it loves children.
Matt Walsh by Sninck September 8, 2023

Matt Walsh 

An angry twitter guy who masturbates to pictures of himself.
Did you hear about Matt Walsh?

No, who's that?
Matt Walsh by The Leather Daddy 69 September 28, 2020

Matt Walsh 

The shoebox of cum accumulated over the years that Ben Shapiro keeps in his closet so that Ron DeSantis has snacks when he comes over to Ben's house for a sleepover
Ron was so excited to go to Ben's for a sleepover so he could tickle his butthole and because he knew that Matt Walsh was secretly in the closet
Matt Walsh by ChrizzyCray July 31, 2023

Matt Walsh 

A right-wing philosopher who opposes the Trans Agenda

Member of the daily wire crew
Matt Walsh by NightmareWasOpen September 28, 2022