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Marty B'ed

To be pwned by a teacher in a way that teaches other students a constructive and educational life lesson.
Student 1: Oooh, Jess just got Marty B'ed!

Student 2: Yeah, but at least we learned that if you don't have your essay the day it was due, you shouldn't lie about it.

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When you go down on a girl on her period and you come up with red mustache and then you make an "ok sign" with your hand and you put it to your eye like a monacle and you speak with an English accent.
Blimey Erin! When you said you were up for it I was dodgy but that was brilliant! Your strawberry creams are the dogs bollocks but I can't believe you gave me a Bloody Mary in bed!"

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