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marweenie 

A marweenie is a very autistic kid that looks like an ogre. He has hair all over his body (and I mean ALL OVER HIS BODY) and makes a very autistic squeal whenever he's in danger. The marweenie can also eat anything you give him, you could give him a plate of dog shit and he'll eat before you can say "don't eat that its poisonous" I don't know how but he can pick up the chicks left and right. All the hot babes will come from miles around just to see him. He is truly a work of art
Tyrone: marweenie how can you eat a TV while having sex at the same time

Marweenie: I DOnT KnOw
marweenie by Tikilashaunlashan August 12, 2017

martiniel 

martiniel.
this is the type of dude who you would just fall on your knees once you see them.
they might be a little hard to read but once u get to know him, he'll turn into a magazine.
he might not show it but he do need reassurance.
he has this badass scar on his nose and has a chip on his front teeth which were caused by his clumsiness.
he might have feelings for you but you will never know because hes so good at hiding his feelings.
he has anger issues which can be scary or even cute sometimes.
he might hurt your feelings sometimes, he might or might not have meant to do it but its ok coz hes usually really really nice.
also this dude is horknee all the time
"bro have u seen martiniel"

"nah, dw he might just be wanking off somewhere"
martiniel by thebaddestmaeve July 14, 2022

mattia martienetto

Is a typical italian expression used to describe someone who like be the victim of the situation but in reality wants only bring bad luck all over the world
"Mattia Martinetto sei proprio un pagliaccio "
"Sir you're a clown "
"Mattia Martinetto hai rotto il cazzo di gufare "
"Be quiet sir"
"Mattia Martienetto "
"Asshole"
literally such a genuinely gorgeous girl. not annoying and has the biggest smile. future wife material.
“wow did you see how beautiful MARTIENNE looked today”
martienne by snake charmer! November 4, 2021

Ryan martinie 

World's top bassist from band mudvayne and a gym bro
Person 1: wow bro u been going to gym? Cause i looking like Ryan martinie!
I gotta slap some b (ass)
Person 2: thanks bro