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john mark car

A car tailor made for a creepy person, or "creeper"; typically a large Chevy or GMC van, sometimes a converted heating/air conditioning van, typically white, with most or all windows either tinted or covered with those bizarre opaque panels. Ideal for kidnapping young victims and transporting them across state lines. Taken from the name of infamous pedophile boaster John Mark Karr who most likely, if he were allowed to drive, would drive a john mark car.
Dude, look at that john mark car!

Who's driving?

Some creeper with a pedosmile! Let's bounce before we end up in that dude's basement!

Carl Marks 

The dude that invented communism or something.
"communism is when no iPhone" - carl marks
Carl Marks by restinpiece August 29, 2020

Mark Carlson 

A euphonium player in the Sotto Voce tuba euphonium quartet. Also bears a strange resemblance to Robert Pattinson from the Twilight movies.
Mark Carlson by James Riggs January 16, 2009

mark anthony carter 

Mark Anthony Carter is probably the best guy you will ever meet. He is sweet and funny and has the handsomest smile ever. A guy like Mark can't be found because he is truly one of a kind. He's a pretty tall dude with a large butt and thick straight brown hair. His eyes are like no other because they are the prettiest brown you'll ever see. If you ever get the chance to have a Mark, never let him go. He's a keeper for life.
Mark Anthony Carter is the best boyfriend ever. I am so lucky to have him and I'll never let him go.

Carky Marky 

Also known as Carcass Marcus or COVID Carky. A Carky Marky appears everywhere especially when you don’t want to see them. They are the life of the party but have little to no social skills. At night they cry into a pillow because they have no friends but “the boys” which is their cult. They have crystal and Jesus fetishes. If you know one don’t let them go, they spice stuff up.
Carsten and Gabe: Our next class starts soon

Carky Marky: Lets go boys 💅✨
Carky Marky by HHJONGTUVIO October 6, 2021

Carky Marky 

Also known as Carcass Marcus or COVID Carky. A Carky Marky appears everywhere especially when you don’t want to see them. They are the life of the party but have little to no social skills. At night they cry into a pillow because they have no friends but “the boys” which is their cult. They have crystal and Jesus fetishes. If you know one don’t let them go, they spice stuff up.
Carsten and Gabe: Our next class starts soon

Carky Marky: Lets go boys 💅✨
Carky Marky by HHJONGTUVIO October 6, 2021