Manboner 

When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.

Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.

Manboner by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011

Black mamboner 

Related to the black mamba, this occurs when your snake or b.b.c gets hard and starts to ejaculate like how snakes shoot poison.

Jake: what's that down there?
Jamal: That's my black mamboner

Black mamboner by Phazze March 30, 2021

macboner 

The internal boner and douchebaggery an apple product fan gets when they talk about apple products.

Dude! My Ipad has a new app!
Put away your macboner for a second.

macboner by niggapleasesuckadick October 12, 2011

manbunerendisciple 

finest mf to ever exsist, hot, bae, cutie

everyone is in love with manbunerendisciple

manbunerendisciple by jaegerkth March 19, 2021

manbunerendisciple 

a tiktoker that misses all the time, they think they’re goated but they’re not 🙁 jkjk, a hot sexy mf who gets all the girls and whose humor is top notch, one of my fav mutuals even though i catch them lackin like crazy wicked

person 1: yo have you heard of manbunerendisciple?
person 2: oh you mean that tiktoker who thought they would reach 2000 when they had 1087 followers?

manbunerendisciple by hangephobic March 19, 2021

Man Boner 

When a person gets extra excited about a manly thing. Not in a sexual mannor but that intense.

The Indians great start is giving me a huge man boner.

Man Boner by mofwordexpo May 22, 2011

manbuneren 

A hot sexy tiktoker who will squish all there mutuals boobies 24/7 and make out with them to

Person one: i want to have manbuneren squish my boobies
Person two: same

manbuneren by _𝐿𝑦𝑛𝑛- March 12, 2021