Malquiburn

is a sweet,funny,caring,lovable,cute,athletic,cool,shy,tan guy who is very open to his close friends but shy around girls he likes.

guy 1: hey malquiburn! what you up to?
malquiburn: oh, nothing.
guy 1: are you thinking of girl 1?
maquiburn: no what made you think that?
guy 1: because you are staring at her? you like her don't you?!
malquiburn: maybe.
guy 1:i heard she likes you.
malquiburn: i know that.
guy 1: then go ask he out!
malquiburn: i'm too shy to ask her.
guy 1: come on your the perfect package. a little shy but your GREAT for her!
malquiburn: no man i can't.
guy 1: what ever. your lost. see you later.
malquiburn: bye.

by agent juciy March 6, 2011

malquicure

(adj.) mal-KAY-cur

You know something is bad for you, but you do it anyways.
Derived from the Latin phrase "Malus qui curat" or "bad but who cares"

Doctor: Have you been trying to fix your drinking problem?
Bill: I tried, but whenever the guys and me go to the bar, I just can't help myself. It's malquicure.

by Zanach June 26, 2012