Malone's Law 

This is a corollary of Godwin's Law which states that if an online discussion about rock music goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare some band or performer or a situation to Roger Waters, Peter Gilmoure and Nick Mason and the acrimonious breakup of Pink Floyd, the point at which effectively the discussion or thread often ends.

Ian "Panic! at the Disco are now just Brendon Urie's solo project."
Shane "Just like Pink Floyd after Roger Waters left, it was nothing but David Gilmour's ego trip."
Ian "Malone's Law! this conversation is OVER!"

Malone's Law by VegasMalone September 24, 2020

PMS (Post Malone Syndrome) 

This isn't your traditional PMS it's way more than that. Post Malone Syndrome affects both males and females equally. Typical symptoms vary from person to person. The Most Common are Feelings of Paranoia, Psychosis, Richness, Sadness, Coldness, Feeling Like a Rockstar, Having Deja Vu, Falling Apart, Leaving Suddenly, Taking Shots, Feelings of being Up There, Too Young, Sometimes Feeling Whitney, and Seeing Sunflowers.

Other side effects may include: Pleasant dreams, euphoria, erotic visions, and increased libido.

There is no cure for Post Malone Syndrome PMS. It takes over your life then you start taking Zack and Codeine.

PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

Anita: Hey Leon, I think I have PMS because I'm feeling like a Rockstar at times then I Fall Apart . Sometimes I ask myself why don't you love me.
Leon Dechino: That's sick, why would you tell me that?!
Anita: No, not that type of PMS... I mean Post Malone Syndrome.
Leon Dechino: Ohhhhh, I get that all the time, but my symptom is rare - erotic visions! Take some Zack and Codeine... You'll be better in the morning.
Anita: Thanks Leon!

PMS (Post Malone Syndrome) by AnitaAnu March 28, 2019

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey

This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey by benco555 April 14, 2019

Kickin' it Malone style

Kickin' it Malone style: being on top of one's game, having it together, cool under fire.

Dude one: Hey man, what's going on?

Dude two: I'm just out here Kickin' it Malone style.

Kickin' it Malone style by Moblspank October 3, 2023

Post Malone Syndrome 

A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other

Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late

Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late

Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late

Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.

Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"

Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN

John: ON IT

Post Malone Syndrome by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022

The Brendan Malone Special 

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

The Brendan Malone Special by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022

Stockton to Malone 

words used by hot rod hundley after john stockton passes for an assist to karl malone who scores

did you see that stockton to malone pass last night?

Stockton to Malone by Richard December 31, 2003