Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."
Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a
girlfriend?" Other girl: "
I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards
the other day."
"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."