Mad Couch Share definition Flag A description for something or someone that is trash or rubbish; bad looking. Cool Guy: "Ey man, yo backpack is mad couch" Unstyled Guy: "Fuck you man" Mad Couch by You_Have_No_Idea December 11, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Mad Couch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch