Goody's Lumpy Funtube 

Modern colloquialism for cervical cancer, referencing the gross, racist, talentless waste of atoms Jade Goody. Just to take the edge off a diagnosis.

You've tested positive for Goody's Lumpy Funtube!

Goody's Lumpy Funtube by I Am Evil Dave March 25, 2009

lumpy space princess 

Basically what would happen if Kirby had sex with Ditto.

Child 1: You catch the latest adventure time?
Child 2: Yeah! lumpy space princess was hilarious!

lumpy space princess by One of Egoraptors Chins February 8, 2015

lumpy stain 

The action of half farting half shitting yourself to release the substance of a solid nugget of shit but staining your underwear at the same time

Person A: ugh I dont feel so well.

Person B: Do you have a lumpy stain?

Person A: probably... can you check

lumpy stain by charliethomas May 17, 2015

lumpy surprise 

when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.

this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.

lumpy surprise by banjobill January 10, 2009

Lumpy spum 

A funny tennager who makes girls sexually pleased.

I miss Eliot the lumpy spum

Lumpy spum by Andrew Lane March 12, 2018

dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy 

When u realize that gaga gets more plastic than most of the roads yall countries got in succulent plants that rlly give sixteen passports for sanitizing most of the times with ps4 controllers with dababy

NOOO!, you did nottt just dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022

Lumpy Space Princess 

A really fat girlfriend that is often dated by men of small stature

Guy 1: Hey hows your new girlfriend?
Guy 2: My Lumpy Space Princess? Really good. I just had to calm her down the other night with breadsticks from Olive Garden.

Lumpy Space Princess by Bbadbhabie October 7, 2019