lobia's 

surgery that uses a part of your earlobe to make 'labia-grafts'! They are rolled through a machine - similar to the 'wringer' on an old washing machine - and the best bit is - if you use the part of your earlobe that was pierced you end up with an instant labia-piercing!!! They are called "Lobias"

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"Help me DR,
My labias were ripped off in a terrible accident"

DR: "that's OK you can get some lobia's"
"Really - great thanks what does this involve"
DR: "Just an earlobe graft -even comes with a piercing"

lobia's by Mamabeere June 15, 2010

Shel-looba 

Shel-looba's are rare & distinguished creatures that are exceptionally gifted at getting zooted. They don't like onions or peppers because of the "texture"🙄. shel-looba's like sleep & they prefer to have their Alexa remind them of everything. You can catch a Shel-looba at your nearest Quick Trip or at Bath & Body works where they like to get any candle/hand soap/ or wall flowers especially during the exact season they are currently in. They like food & really like weed.

"hey man you see that Shel-looba over there not moving in their car?!"

"YEAH MAN that's a Shel-looba over there getting fucking zooooted".

Shel-looba by ryehuee February 24, 2021