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Lochlan's Are Usually The Cute/Gullible Type Of Guys. They're Funny And They Know How To Make People Laugh. They're Good With Being Romantic Too.
Person 1: Did You See That Kid Over There?
Person 2: he's Quite The Lochlan
Lochlan by -M☺️ August 9, 2016
Man with a penis as big as his heart. :)
That Lochlan, what a guy.
Lochlan by Mckenzie157 March 1, 2017
Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.
Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan!
Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?
Lochlan by Kola January 27, 2003
Irish name traditionally given to the viking or raider of the group. Often bestowed upon those with red hair.
Dude1: Dude that Lochlan really likes to loot pillage and plunder wherever he goes.

Dude2: Yeah I think he is trying to spread is seed so he sees a lot of red hair along his trading routes.
Lochlan by brick shit house August 19, 2018
Perfect and Invisible. The apex of human achievement. The personification or god. Equipped with a large shlong.
He revolutionized the Indian Caste system! What an absolute Lochlan!
Lochlan by Abstractnumber March 9, 2021
a guy who dates a lot of girls just for the sake of having a girlfriend
jeez that lochlan on to one over to the next
lochlan by datsurfchick June 24, 2014