Lobster-eyed

A state of extreme intoxication from alcohol, when you cannot focus to the point where yours eyes are just wandering around.

Man, Chuck was so drunk last night, completely lobster-eyed. Ya know, one eye going this way, the other that way.

Lobster-eyed by Whatagoodinternetname January 14, 2017

One-Eyed Lobster

A loyal member of the Communist Party.

Sasha is a one-eyed lobster, always spreading Communist propoganda to his coworkers.

One-Eyed Lobster by Captain Commie July 30, 2003