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Kitchen Effect

When you question knowledge that you are absolutely sure of because of the high stakes involved. Comes from the question, is kitchen spelled with a t?
Though he was sure Thomas Jefferson had written the Declaration of Independance, he was going for $50,000 and other revolutionary war leaders kept popping into his head, so he took the money instead of correctly answering the question, and thereby fell victim to the Kitchen Effect.
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The Kitchen Effect 

A phenomenon wherein human males will wear smaller sized clothes, with the desired effect of perceiving larger than they actually are.

The illusion is quickly deflated the moment said male is in the proximity of anyone who actually lifts.
Male 1: ‘Sam, you’re looking a bit bigger mate, you been training?’

Male 2: ‘Nah, just wearing a smaller t-shirt so I get away with not training properly.’

Male 1: “Ah, the Kitchen Effect.”

Kitchen light effect

The melancholy of your house is living in the kitchen light when it’s the only one on: it’s the Kitchen Light Effect.
Everything seem calm, warm, peaceful, even your own head.
The kitchen light effect is so powerful when someone you love is cooking underneath, minding their own business.
Kitchen light effect by salutjtm February 10, 2026