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Bad case of the Kharjos

When someone or something gets stuck in a planking position facing up or down, and proceeds to move around and go about their business whilst stuck on the ground. Primarily found in Skyrim, and was discovered by and named after Kharjo the Khajiit, right-hand man, or rather, right-hand cat of Lord Scatsbury Himself.
Friend 1: *is moving around on the ground*
Friend 2: "Dang dude, you got a bad case of the Kharjos"
Scats: "YOU'RE ALL FAKE, AND BROKEN!"
Bad case of the Kharjos by Micher J December 26, 2019
Related Words
Khar- Sister Kos-Pussy
Literally translated as your sister's pussy. Used as a derogatory term to describe a person of disinterest.
"Areh kharkoseh, meekham khosh khosh bekonamet!!"
Kharkos by Sharon.J December 3, 2007
Help me hide the Karcos from today!”
Karcos by demcurlyeyebrows April 20, 2019

Kharkoste 

Ya boi Keanu is gonna tell you no shit (except for a sentence)
Asimo how do you spell kharkoste?
Kharlos can be known to be THAT mf.
Kharlos by kharlos_maw LM November 22, 2021
He’s a nice cool caring person. Outgoing and creative individual. Doubts himself but is smarter then he thinks. Looks nice and is a great person. Makes the most of every moment. If you meet a Kharlos don’t let him go. You probably won’t meet another like him. He is one of a kind and someone not to underestimate.
Kharlos is a great chill person you should date him!
I know he makes me feel so special.

I’m going to marry him!
kharlos by Lololololoooooo November 23, 2021